Tuesday, December 30, 2008

B-R-O-W-N

Texan went up to the airline check-in counter and boomed, "Howdy, ma'am. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm white from th' top of mah head to th' tip of mah toes, and I hate the Irish."

Well, she didn't know what else to do, so she took his ticket and showed him onto the plane.

He sat down in his seat, and turned to the fellow next to him, "Howdy, suh. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm white from th' top of mah head to th' tip of mah toes, and I hate the Irish."

The little fellow turned to him, "Well now, how d'ye do. My name is Patrick Michael O'Donnell. I'm from Dublin, Ireland. I'm 5-foot 6- inches tall, and I'm white from the top o' me head to the tip o' me toes, except for my rectum, which is brown. Spelled B-R-O-W-N."

Monday, December 29, 2008

Why some people have all the luck?

Why some people have all the luck

By RICHARD WISEMAN

Why do some people have all the luck while others never get the breaks they deserve?

I set out to examine luck, 10 years ago. Why are some people always in the right place at the right time, while others consistently experience ill fortune? I placed advertisements in national newspapers asking for people who felt consistently lucky or unlucky to contact me.

Hundreds of extraordinary men and women volunteered for my research and over the years, have been interviewed by me. I have monitored their lives and had them take part in experiments. The results reveal that although these people have almost no insight into the causes of their luck, their thoughts and behaviour are responsible for much of their good and bad fortune. Take the case of seemingly chance opportunities. Lucky people consistently encounter such opportunities, whereas unlucky people do not.

I carried out a simple experiment to discover whether this was due to differences in their ability to spot such opportunities. I gave both lucky and unlucky people a newspaper, and asked them to look through it and tell me how many photographs were inside. I had secretly placed a large message halfway through the newspaper saying: 'Tell the experimenter you have seen this and win $50'.

This message took up half of the page and was written in type that was more than two inches high. It was staring everyone straight in the face, but the unlucky people tended to miss it and the lucky people tended to spot it.

Unlucky people are generally more tense than lucky people, and this anxiety disrupts their ability to notice the unexpected.

As a result, they miss opportunities because they are too focused on looking for something else. They go to parties intent on finding their perfect partner and so miss opportunities to make good friends. They look through newspapers determined to find certain types of job advertisements and miss other types of jobs.

Lucky people are more relaxed and open, and therefore see what is there rather than just what they are looking for. My research eventually revealed that lucky people generate good fortune via four principles. They are skilled at creating and noticing chance opportunities, make lucky decisions by listening to their intuition, create self-fulfilling prophesies via positive expectations, and adopt a resilient attitude that transforms bad luck into good.

I wondered towards the end of the work, whether these principles could be used to create good luck. I asked a group of volunteers to spend a month carrying out exercises designed to help them think and behave like a lucky person. Dramatic results! These exercises helped them spot chance opportunities, listen to their intuition, expect to be lucky, and be more resilient to bad luck. One month later, the volunteers returned and described what had happened. The results were dramatic: 80 per cent of people were now happier, more satisfied with their lives and, perhaps most important of all, luckier.

The lucky people had become even luckier and the unlucky had become lucky. Finally, i had found the elusive 'luck factor'. Here are four top tips for becoming lucky:

  1. Listen to your gut instincts - they are normally right.
  2. Be open to new experiences and breaking your normal routine.
  3. Spend a few moments each day remembering things that went well.
  4. Visualise yourself being lucky before an important meeting or telephone call.

Have a Lucky day and work for it.

The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems, but those who learn to live with things that are less than perfect.

The author of `The Luck Factor' teaches at the University of Hertfordshire.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Kerala Bachelor's Proposal Letter

Madam:I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Thiruvananthapuram.Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to pressmyself on you and hope you will take me nicely.
I am a soiled son from inside Kerala. I am nice and big, six foot tall andsix inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am workinghardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I am a goodbatter and I am fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, otherbatters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce alot.
I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am a jollygay . Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am alwaysgiving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get ontop.That is how nice I am.
I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not suckingtobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym and I ampumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you cancome and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym.
I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you.I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do?So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressingmyself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things intoyour hand. If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be lovingyou very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in thegym.
If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you andpress you until you come. So I am placing my head between your nicelysmelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I am waiting very badly foryour reply and I am stiff with anticipation.
Expecting soon,Yours and only yours Kutty

The winning run and a hundred

Sachin Tendulkar reached his century and made the winning runs with the same hit against England in Chennai. How many times has this happened before in Tests?

Rather surprisingly, Sachin Tendulkar's double in the recent match in Chennai is only the second time in Test history that a batsman has reached his century and won the game with the same shot. The only other time this has happened was in Cape Town in 2001-02, when Ricky Ponting completed a four-wicket victory for Australia with a six off Paul Adams, which took him neatly to 100 (he needed a six, as a four would have won the match too and left him on 98).

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Sexual Assault!!!

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies.

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am", and he left...

Neurological Test

Find the C below. Do not use any cursor help.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99996999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult..
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Software Engineers :)

There was a good old barber in Mumbai. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut.

After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:"I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service". Florist is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a "Thank You" Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber he again refuses to take the money. The Confectioner is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is another "Thank you" Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.

A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay, the barber again refuses the money saying that it was a community service.

The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there ?



A Dozen Software engineers waiting for a free haircut... with Printouts of forwarded mail mentioning about the free haircut !

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Mathematics Puzzle

Something to make you use your brain for few moments.

A man wanted to get into his work building. Everyday his boss used to give five clues which will give a 5 digit no. as a secret key to enter the building's secured door. These are what those clues were, now try your hand on this....:

The fifth number plus the third number equals fourteen.

The fourth number is one more than the second number..

The first number is one less than twice the second number.

The second number plus the third number equals ten.

The sum of all five numbers is 30.

What were the five numbers and in what order?

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Teacher playing name that animal in class

Eddie's first-grade class was having a game of Name That Animal.

The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, "What animal is this?"

"A cat!" said Suzy.

"Good job! Now, what's this animal?"

"A dog!" said Ricky.

"Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.

The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad."

"A horny bastard!" called out Eddie.

Buildings go up, economies head down.... "Skyscraper Curse"

There's an uncanny correlation between attempts to construct the world's tallest building and financial crises. Be it New York in 1930, Chicago in 1974, Kuala Lumpur in 1997, China in 2008 or the biblical Tower of Babel long before that, efforts to erect mankind's next architectural monstrosity have proved a reliable indicator of economic meltdowns.

In the late 1920s, the completion of the Chrysler and Empire State buildings coincided with the Great Depression. The 1970s saw the erection of the 1,368-foot World Trade Center and Chicago's 1,450-foot Sears Tower amid stagflation, a fiscal crisis in New York and the breakdown of the Bretton Woods monetary system. The completion of Kuala Lumpur's Petronas Towers in 1997 coincided with the collapse of Asia's economies. Year 2008 saw the collapse of the world's financial markets with the completion of Shanghai World Financial Center, China.

What's the connection between the skyscraper's and the crises? Over-Investment, speculation.

The desire to erect the tallest building seems to have much to do with sudden capital inflows that pump up credit creation and confidence. It's often periods of over-investment and financial speculation, fueled by excessive monetary expansion, that drive developers and politicians to architectural one-upmanship.

What all this means for economies and markets is highly debatable. Still, history shows skyscrapers may provide more information than meets the eye. Building trends may just prove to be one of the very few economic barometers with real foundation.

Note: Excerpts as taken from http://goliath.ecnext.com/coms2/gi_0199-2120898/Buildings-go-up-economies-head.html

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Newly married couple in hotel

After their wedding reception a newly married couple went to their hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.

"Do you have reservations?" the desk clerk asked.

"Only one," the groom replied. "She's not into anal sex,"

Husband reading book and fondling his wife

A married couple is lying in bed one night.

The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.

As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special bits. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.

The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, gets up and starts stripping in front of him.

The husband is confused and asks, Why are you taking off your clothes?

His wife replies, You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay.

The husband says, No, not at all.

His wife asks angrily, Well, what the hell were you doing then?

I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Confession of Tommy

"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman for the last three weekends."

Father Donavon asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"

"Yes, Father, 'tis I."

"And who was the woman you were with?"

"I can't be telling you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"

"I cannot say Father, please."

"Was it Patricia Kelly?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Brydie Sharon?"

"I'm sorry, but I'll not name her."

"Was it Mary Catherine Morgan?"

"My lips are sealed, Father."

"Was it Fiona McDonald then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone.You cannot attend church for three months. Be off with you now."

Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Three month's vacation and five good leads."

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Sushil Kumar wins bronze in wrestling

This news ought to be bigger than Michael Phelps winning 8 Golds (the most by any athlete in a single Olympics) or the great Sergei Bubka breaking his own world record many times over. India has won 2 individual meet medals in Beijing'2008. Abhinav Bindra did India proud just before her 61st Independence day by winning the first ever individual . Sushil Kumar put the icing on the cake by winning the bronze medal in the men's 66kg freestyle wrestling event at the Beijing Olympics on Wednesday, August 20, 2008.
This rejoice does not here for more than 1 Billion people who have been starved of Olympic glory. In boxing, Vijender Kumar, a resident of Bhiwani, has reached the semi-finals, assuring himself a Bronze medal. This is the best ever show by India in Olympics. Move over Phelps, Bolt.. here comes INDIA.
Chak de India.. Chak de India.. Chak de India.. Chak de India.. Chak de India..

Friday, August 15, 2008

Phelps wins his 6th Gold

Michael Phelps wins his 6th Olympic Gold in 200m Medley by breaking another World record.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Driving License

A blonde was speeding in a 30 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over and walked up to the car. The police officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for her driving license.

The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"

Irritated, the blonde cop said "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"

The blonde frantically searched her purse again and found a small rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all this hassle."

Hackers hacked at infamous DefCon gathering

by Glenn Chapman Tue Aug 12, 4:02 AM ET
LAS VEGAS, Nevada (AFP) - In the end, it was hackers at DefCon that got hacked.

After three days of software cracking duels and hacking seminars, self-described computer ninjas at the infamous gathering in Las Vegas found out Sunday that their online activities were hijacked without them catching on.

A standing-room crowd cheered admiringly as Tony Kapela and Alex Pilosov showed them how they were "pwned" by a simple technique that could be used to "steal the Internet."

"Pwned" is popular computer and video game culture slang playing off the word "owned" and is used to describe someone being totally dominated or humiliated online or in-game.

"It's a nearly invisible exploitation," Kapela said while revealing a hack that exploits fundamental Internet routing procedure to hijack online traffic unnoticed. "A level of invisibility that is unparalled."

The beauty of the technique presented by Alex Pilosov and Kapela is that hackers don't need to break into websites or plant malicious computer code to control and tamper with data travelling the Internet, the presentation showed.

Instead, the Internet is duped into sending people's data to hackers.

"Someone can passively intercept traffic," Kapela explained. "We can store, drop, filter, mutilate, grope, or modify data heading to you."

The tens of thousands of networks handling traffic on the Internet are programmed to trust each other for the best routes for data.

The choice of optimal routes is made instantly; decided by a network claiming the longest numerical Internet addresses for data destination.

A hacker can hijack traffic to and from websites of choice by adding enough numbers to computer addresses to have his or her network automatically deemed the best path for the data.
"We construct the man-in-the-middle attack on the Internet," Kapela said, referring to a classic hack in which someone gets between a computer user and their online destination.

"Internet routing is inherently trust based. We told the route that we know the best way to an address. A hacker could blast a lot of spam or launch a lot of phishing attacks."

Kapela and Pilosov proved their point by displaying for the rapt audience email, online searches and other online activity conducted that afternoon on the Internet connection used by DefCon attendees.

Hackers could use the attack to block access to websites or send traffic to bogus Web pages crafted to look like legitimate websites such as Twitter or Google, according to Kapela.

"Imagine all the wonderful stuff you could insert," Kapela said. "You can hijack stuff from China or the opposite. It may already be happening. Who could tell?"

The presentation capped a DefCon gathering attended by more than 8,000 people.
Hackers shared ways to crack everything from mobile telephones, computer games and social networking websites to electronic hospital records and high security locks used at the White House.

One seminar included a way to remotely turn off pacemakers regulating people's heartbeats.
A cavernous room was devoted to a non-stop "capture the flag" contest in which players hunched over laptop computers battled to seize and keep control of a network set up for the game.

Nightly "Hacker Jeopardy" drinking games required teams of players to correctly answer geeky computer questions with those giving wrong responses punished by having to guzzle beer.
Another contest challenged hackers to slip malicious software code past increasingly sophisticated anti-virus programs.

Hackers also faced off in lock picking contests; Guitar Hero video game competitions, and computer simulated shooting used by police for firearms training.

Hackers also competed in making spy balloons that floated above the casinos.

Phelps wins 10th, 11th golds of Olympic career

Michael Phelps swam into history as the winningest Olympic athlete ever with his 10th and 11th career gold medals — and five world records in five events at the Beijing Games.

A day after etching his name alongside Mark Spitz and Carl Lewis with gold No. 9, Phelps set a standard all his own when he won the 200-meter butterfly Wednesday morning. An hour later, he swam the leadoff of a runaway victory by the U.S. 800 freestyle relay team, which shattered the old world mark by more than four seconds.

"He is just another person, but maybe from a different planet," said Alexander Sukhorukov, who swam the anchor leg for the second-place Russians.

In his signature stroke, Phelps had a problem with his goggles. But that didn't keep him from touching first in the fly.

No such worries in the relay. Seemingly impervious to fatigue, the gangly, 23-year-old American set a blistering pace of 1 minute, 43.31 seconds that got the Americans rolling toward a winning time of 6:58.56 — the first team ever to break the 7-minute barrier.

"Come on! Come on!" he screamed at teammates Ryan Lochte, Ricky Berens and Peter Vanderkaay.

The previous record of 7:03.24 was set by the Americans at last year's world championships. Russia took the silver, more than five seconds behind the Americans, who mainly had to make sure they didn't jump in the water too soon. Australia won the bronze.

"Safe start! Safe start!" Phelps yelled at Berens before he dove in.

After a six-gold performance at the 2004 Athens Games, Phelps needed only five days in Beijing to surpass Spitz, Lewis, Soviet gymnast Larysa Latynina and Finnish runner Paavo Nurmi as the winningest Olympian ever.

Phelps is now all alone at the top of the career golds list, with three more chances to stretch his lead before he leaves China. He'll swim in the 200 individual medley, 100 fly and 400 medley relay.

"There is still something left in the tank," Phelps said. "I've got three races left, so there had better be something left in the tank."

In the fly, Phelps was second at the first flip, then pushed it into another gear, his long arms gobbling up huge chunks of water as he literally sailed along atop the surface. He finished in 1:52.03, breaking his mark of 1:52.09 from the 2007 worlds.

Phelps barely smiled as he looked at the board, breathing heavily and hanging on the lane rope. Hungary's Laszlo Cseh really pushed it at the end, but settled for silver in 1:52.70. Japan's Takeshi Matsuda took the bronze in 1:52.97.

Phelps rubbed his eyes and said climbing from the pool, "I can't see anything." A pair of leaky goggles kept him from even seeing the wall as he touched.

"My goggles kept filling up with water during the race," Phelps said. "I wanted a world record, I wanted 1:51 or better, but in the circumstances not too bad I guess."

Still, he had two more golds and two more records before lunchtime, leaving him just three wins away from beating Spitz's record of seven gold medals in a single games.

He's also keeping pace with Spitz on the record front. Spitz set world standards in all of his wins at Munich; Phelps is now 5-for-5 in China.

"I'm pumped about our relay," Phelps said. "It's the most fun thing to be in a team environment and be part of a relay. It's cool when you get four Americans who all swim well together. Everyone has to play their part or it's just not going to happen. We've been lucky that we've been able to do that."

The Americans are sure lucky to have Phelps, who is already recognized as the greatest swimmer ever — sorry, Mark — and plans to keep competing at least through the 2012 London Games.

After another trip to the medals podium, he flipped his flowers to mother Debbie, tears pouring down her face as she proudly watched from a front-row seat with her two daughters.
Everyone wanted to get a look at history, including the U.S. men's basketball team. Kobe Bryant, LeBron James and Carmelo Anthony were among those cheering on Phelps from poolside seats. James posed for pictures with Phelps' mom, Debbie.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

DNS attack writer a victim of his own creation

The creator of the Metasploit hacking toolkit has become the victim of a cache poisoning attack that targets a DNS bug. Reported by By Robert McMillan, IDG News Service on July 30, 2008

HD Moore has been owned. That's hacker talk, meaning that Moore, the creator of the popular Metasploit hacking toolkit, has become the victim of a computer attack.

It happened on Tuesday morning, when Moore's company, BreakingPoint, had some of its Internet traffic redirected to a fake Google page that was being run by a scammer. According to Moore, the hacker was able to do this by launching what's known as a cache poisoning attack on a DNS server on AT&T's network that was serving the Austin, Texas, area. One of BreakingPoint's servers was forwarding DNS (Domain Name System) traffic to the AT&T server, so when it was compromised, so was HD Moore's company.

[ See related story on how the DNS patch is causing problems at http://www.infoworld.com/article/08/07/29/DNS_patches_cause_problems_developers_admit_1.html?source=fssr ]

When Moore tried to visit Google.com, he was actually redirected to a fake page that served up a Google page in one HTML frame along with three other pages designed to automatically click on advertisements.

No BreakingPoint computer was actually compromised by the incident, but it was still pretty annoying.

BreakingPoint employees noticed the problem early Tuesday after friends and family who were also using the AT&T DNS server noticed that their Google.com Web page didn't look quite right (hackers had omitted the NASA-themed logo that Google used on Tuesday).

In early July, computer security experts began warning this type of cache poisoning attack could be pulled off much more easily than previously thought, thanks to a new technique. Early last week, technical details of this attack were leaked to the Internet, and HD Moore's Metasploit project quickly released the first software that exploited this tactic.

Now he's one of the first victims of such an attack. "It's funny," he joked, "I got owned."

Things may not be so funny to ISPs who are scrambling to roll out patches to their DNS software before these attacks become more widespread.

The flaw has to do with the way that DNS programs share information over the Internet. In a cache poisoning attack, the attacker tricks a DNS server into associating malicious IP addresses with legitimate domains, such as Google.com. Security experts say that this type of flaw could lead to very successful phishing attacks against Web surfers whose ISPs have not patched their servers.

Because of the nature of the AT&T hack, Moore doesn't believe that he was targeted by the hackers. Even BreakingPoint employees didn't realize that their internal DNS server had been configured to use the AT&T machine. Instead, he thinks that the hackers were simply trying to make a quick buck.

AT&T representatives were not immediately available to comment on the incident.

Moore believes that this type of attack may be going on at other ISPs as well, however.

Dan Kaminsky, the IOActive researcher who first discovered the DNS problem, said that he's heard reports of other attacks, although he declined to say how widespread they were. "The capability to do a lot of damage is out there," he said.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Life's Like that - Readers Digest Feb 2008

Reproducing a publication that I liked from Readers Igest February 2008 issue. It seems to be real life experience of a gentleman named RON BIRD.

One dark, rainy night, as I hitchhiked down a country lane, I was delighted when a car drew level and stopped. Without hesitating, I jumped in.

As the vehicle moved clowly off, I realized there was no no one behind the wheel. What's more, the engine wasn't running. Terrfified, I remained rooted to the seat until the lights of a pub came into view. I dived out and ran.

Once inside the pub, I was regaling my fellow customers with the spooky experience until, minutes later, two men came in, out of breath and wet. Looking round, one of them saw me, nudged his friend and said, "Look Tom,. There's that idiot who got into the car while we were pushing it."

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

What are Aussies fussing about now?

The Australian newspapers and media all over has headlines like

"Cricket's day of shame" - Sydney Morning Herald

"Cricket caves in to India's demands" - The Australian

"India gets its way, Harbhajan charge downgraded, ban overturned." - The Sun-Herald

Where were these very newspapers when Brad Hogg used foul and filthy language against the Indian players. For them that is appropriate conduct. These very newpapers did not pushed everything aside when Ricky Ponting and his "gentlemen" team shoved the BCCI president off the dias on winning the Champions trophy. Its a shame that Andrew Symonds got away without any punishment. He too should have been fined 50% of his match fees for instigating Harbhajan.

All the evidence points towards Andrew Symnonds calling himself a monkey and Hayden supporting him. Furthermore, as per Darwin, aren't we all decendants of these very apes. So is Darwin a racist?

Aussies, please remember, the new India is polite and still follows the Gandhian philoshy but we have learnt not to show our other cheek when hit by someone. We will hit back where it hurts most if we are offended in any way. You abuse us, we will kick the butt out of your ass. We are here for good, like it or not.

Monday, January 28, 2008

New twist in Harbhajan case?

A new dimension has been added to the Harbhajan Singh's appeal case with Justice John Hansen, the judge who is scheduled the hear the appeal, suggesting that new evidence in the shape of recordings from the stump microphone could be used.

Harbhajan, the Indian offspinner, is appealing against a three-Test ban imposed by Mike Procter, the match referee, who upheld a charge laid by the Australian team that Harbhajan had racially abused Andrew Symmonds by calling him a monkey. Harbhajan has denied the charge.
Justice Hansen, who briefed the media about the hearing but didn't entertain questions, said "there may also be some additional evidence, such as transcript available from the stump microphone, which was not available to Mr Procter."


The Indian team management described the new development as strange and wondered if evidence had existed why it had not been used earlier. "If any new evidence is to be used, then they will have to show it us first," MV Sridhar, the assistant manager of the Indian team, said.
Another curious information to have emerged today is that the feed to the stump microphone was withdrawn from ESPN-Star by Channel 9, the host broadcaster, on the third morning of the Sydney Test, the day which the exchange between Harbhajan and Symonds took place.
"Through the first Test and on the first two days in Sydney there was uninterrupted feed from the stump microphone," a source in ESPN-Star, the Indian broadcaster, told Cricinfo. "But on that morning it was deemed fit that only the host broadcaster should have the complete feed, while we could have access it to it during play."


While outlining the procedures for the hearing, set to be held at the Federal Court in Adelaide, Hansen added, "in accordance with normal sporting disciplinary hearings, and previous appeals, the hearing will be in private." He confirmed that the evidence will not be under oath.
"It will be a re-hearing," said Hansen, "with evidence being given by all those witnesses who gave evidence to the adjudicator, Mr Procter." Australia will have six representatives at the hearing: Ricky Ponting, Adam Gilchrist, Symonds, Matthew Hayden, Michael Clarke and manager Steve Bernard. India will be represented by Anil Kumble, Harbhajan, Sachin Tendulkar, manager Chetan Chauhan and assistant manager Sridhar. Umpires Mark Benson and Steve Bucknor are expected to be part of the hearing by means of video link.


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Sunday, January 13, 2008

What is patriotism?

What is patriotism? This is a question that flummoxes many Indians (including your truly) and we have never been truly able to define such.

Sania Mirza refuses to play for money (read Petro-Dollars) for other countries and puts playing for India above everything else. But she is issued a notice for keeping a foot close to the National Flag, thereby insulting the Tricolor, in a WTA event, on the basis of some gentleman in Madhya Pradesh. Who's more patriotic - Sania Mirza or the person who filed a case against her for his 5 seconds of instant glory.

Malaysian government snubs the Indian Prime Minister when Indian PM voices his concern for the treatment meted out to ethnic Indians and Indian diaspora at a large in Malaysia. There is no outrage or political fallout of this statement and we continue to holiday in Malaysia. This in spite of the Malaysians truly showing no love for Indian tourists there and looking to cheat them at the first opportunity. Is this patriotism and love for our country and fellow countrymen.

I leave this question open and invite comments on what constitutes "true patriotism" in Indian context. All the comments will be published as a blog entry in the later part of the year.

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Thursday, January 10, 2008

Tata Motors launches Nano

Nano, the world's cheapest & smallest car labelled "People's car" from TATA Motors has been unveiled at a glittering ceremony in India Auto Expo minutes before.

The 4 door 5 seater car is extremely sleek and cute and comes in Standard and Deluxe variations. It has a top speed of 70 km/phr, is extremely fuel efficient (gives 20km/lt. or 50miles/gallon), has a 624CC 33bhp engine. As per Mr. Ratan Tata, the car meets the stringent Euro IV emission norms and is Bharat II compliant, thus being extremely environment friendly. On the safety front, it meets the front collision safety norms as per Indian standards and meets the side and rear impact norms of International standards.

The car is roughly 8% smaller in size than Maruti 800, the people's car so far but has 21% more interior space than it. It has a rear engine though.

In spite of rising input costs, Mr. Tata has promised the standard version of the car at a ex-showroom price of Rs. 1,00,000.00 roughly equivalent to $2600 (1$=38Rs) stating that "Promise is a promise".

Best of luck TATA Motors for launching of the car. Hopefully I can get my hands to it when its launched commercially in August / September 2008.

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Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Hogg charged for making 'offensive remark'

Brad Hogg, the Australian chinaman bowler, has been charged under Level 3 of the ICC Code of Conduct following a complaint by Indian team manager Chetan Chauhan. Hogg was accused of making an offensive comment to Anil Kumble and Mahendra Singh Dhoni during the second Test in Sydney and hearing is scheduled to take place on January 14, days before the 3rd test at Perth. If found guilty, Hogg could be banned for two to four Tests or for eight one-day internationals.

Paragraph 3.3 of the Code of Conduct refers to players or team officials "using language or gestures that offends, insults, humiliates, intimidates, threatens, disparages or vilifies another person on the basis of that person's race, religion, gender, colour, descent, or national or ethnic origin".

Harbhajan in, Procter and Bucknor out

As per the latest news reaching in on the racism controversy, Harbhajan Singh is free to play the 3rd & 4th test matches in on going Border Gavaskar test series down under and Bucknor is not officiating in the 3rd test in Perth. Moreover, Ranjan Madgule has been appointed as the refree for the remainder of the series replacing Proctor, whose integrity too was doubtful in the entire case relating to Harbhajan's suspension. ICC has also confirmed that they have received an official complaint against Australian spinner Brad Hogg for using abusive language.

The Indian team, however, has refused to leave Sydney till Harbhajan is absolved of the racism charges all togather.

This should send a clear signal to the authorities concerned that they need to look into the matters more judiciously than before and take strict action against the erring Australians who "like to play their game tough" but donot have the stomach to take it back in same spirit.


For any of those who have not followed the controversy so far, here it is summarized

January 8 - ICC removes Steve Bucknor from officiating in the 3rd test in Perth and appoints Madgule as series refree.

January 7 - Indian team stays on in Sydney to push removal of ban and rallies around Harbhajan. BCCI files appeal with ICC

January 6 - Harbhajan found guilty of making a racist remark to Andrew Symonds on day three of the Sydney Test between India and Australia and slapped with a three-Test ban.

January 5 - Harbhajan hearing postponed

January 4 - Harbhajan charged with offensive/racist behaviour following a compalint by Ricky Ponting.

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Australia win 2nd Sydney test by cheating

Can there be bigger cheaters than Australia. None. They in tandem with umpires took 4 Indian wickets off no-balls, grounding catches etc. and got away with it. And best is, they knew all about those.

Should not India be lodging a strong complaint in ICC against Australia and forfeiting the series by asking the CA what scoreline they want for series and just sign on dotted line for the same. That will be much better.

Who's racist.. Ponting or Bhajji

Who's the biggest racist in among the current crop of cricketers?
a) Ricky Ponting
b) Andrew Symonds
c) Harbhajan Singh
d) Steve Bucknor
e) Umpire Benson officiating in 2nd Sydney Test of ongoing Border-Gavaskar test series
f) Michael Clarke

I think all of the above except Harbhajan Singh could be termed as racist and should be charged of inappropriate behavior and be banned from playing cricket or umpiring for a further 4 tests.

Benson in giving Ganguly out, consults Ricky Ponting to check if Ganguly was taken cleanly by Clarke or not. Consider this, Clarke on day 4 after a huge edge of Kumble and had taken cleanly, stands his ground. Ponting who had nicked a delivery going down the legside does not walk away and is given not out by umpires. Can the word of these two players, keen to equal the world-record of 16 consecutive test wins, be taken considered? And can a fielder make the judgement? If yes, then what's the need for umpires in cricket and every time a fielding side appeals, the batsmen should be given out.

Will the match adjucator and ICC chief Malcom Speed now look into this aspect of the game. Bucknor and all those other so called gentlemen of the game?

We hope that this match is abandoned and declared a draw for so many issues. In fact the entire series should be called off and you Aussies, watch out when you come to India. GenX and GenY Indians know how to give back right where it hurt's most.

Saturday, January 5, 2008

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Friday, January 4, 2008

Andrew Symonds scores 162/3 in ongoing Border-Gavaskar Test Series in Sydney

In the 2nd test match (Jan 02, 2008 to Jan 06, 2008) of ongoing Border-Gavaskar cricket test series down-under in Sydney, Australia on day 1 after Australia had been reduced to 135/6; Andrew Symonds - a hard hitting Aussie batsmen broke a sort of records. In his innings of 162 not out, he was out 3 times and was given not out all the three times by umpire Steve Bucknor.

When at 30 he nudged the ball to Mahendra Singh Dhoni and Bucknor just couldn't see the thick edge. This was in over 46.4 of test debuntant Ishant Sharma, when Australia were 191/6. And considering, that cricket is called a gentleman's game, Symonds showed his game spirit by standing ground. 3 boo's for Andrew Symonds - Boooooo Boooooooooo Boooooooooooooooooooo

This decision of Bucknor can have a huge impact as the test plays out over the next couple of days.

When on 52, off R.P. Singh in over 58.4 with Symonds just having completed his scratchy 50, survived a strong LBW shout. Television replays clearly showed him to be out. This was when Australia were 249/6.

The 3rd and last time he was ruled not out again by Bucknor was off Harbhajan Singh in over 101.5. Dhoni appealed for a stumping but Umpire Bucknor, at square leg, didn't even think of claling for the third umpire, but replays showed that was out - though a close one. Soon after India had Brett Lee.

Thus, I feel that Symonds scorecard should read 162/3 instead of 162 not out.

Mr. Bucknor, you have been a great umpire for so long and we Indians respect you but its high time that you stand down and let others take over. Indians have offered you an opprotunity to gracefully retire by not complaining officially against the said results and poor umpiring.

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